An embarrassing date
Group 1, Students: Aurora the best, Emilio the bad guy, Jaime the king of the
world
Text: (blue
is your mistakes, red is my corrections)
1) One upon a time in a town so far far far away a girl called her
boyfriend (disco groove man) and said to him:
Girl: - Hi honey baby poopy (kisses sound), my parents are on holidays and im I feel sooooo lonely in this big house... i
need some hot company.
Disco style boy: - Im I'm coming!!!!!!
2) When the man was on his way, he realised that he dindt didn't
have a condom, but he forget his wear his tshirt... (he
forgot that he was wearing a t-shirt? He forgot to put on a t-shirt?)
But he run
ran with disco style.
3) When he arrived at a chemist,
4) disco man: - ohh my gooooooooooooood
its a it's an old woman. (the
most beautiful old woman i never I have
ever seen in my life!)
5) Disco man: - now im I'm not sure about my sexuality...
Sugar mom: - take it easy baby... come with mom.
6) The ugly man: - Are you flirting with my wife? you
dumbass, little f... s...
The woman in the back thought like: ohhh my shit this
is hot.
Disco man: Who is this f.. asshole
i only want to make love with...
7) ...someone who i can use 8 condoms at the same
time NEW SENTENCE fuck yeah!
The ugly man: - You have a problem or balls i dont I don't know.
8) In that moment our little disco friend gave to the ugly guy a lot of money exchange his wife
in exchange for his wife... and the condoms
of course.
9) Disco man: Im the boss... im
gonna fuck with these
8 condoms...
10) At the same time in another part of the world one strange guy was listening
to Justin Bieber.
11) Fortunately the disco groove guy arrived on time at his girlfriend`s big
and empty house.
12) WHAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEE F.... said in his mind the disco not very groove guy.
LAdy: ohhh sorry this is my
father, and father this is my hot disco boy sorry.. only boy.
Ugly man: - valkfnaklsndfp
13) In that moment Disco man knew that was fucked bad
because his girlfriend was sugar mama`s daughter so that night he didnt have love with anyone.
Sugar mom: - He is still so sexy.
Brilliant!